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Happy birthday to me
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Happy birthday to me.

Yeah.... um, I'll be out on Tuesday and Wednesday, so if you want to bring me a cake or some cookies, do it on Thursday. Yeah. Great.
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Happy birthday to me!

Yeah. Hi. Just a quick note to remind you that even though it's my birthday, we're not celebrating until tomorrow. Yeah. I took Monday off so if you're bringing cake, bring it in on Tuesday. Yeah.
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Would the gentleman who sang the heart-wrenching karaoke rendition of Love Me Tender at Allan's going away party please stop by my office sometime this afternoon. I have something for him.
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The Ring 2

Yeah, hi, some of you may have seen my big screen debut last weekend in The Ring 2. Yeah. Uh, that was really fun. I'm not, you know, an experienced actor, but yeah, I think I did a really good job. Mmm hmmm.

Good coffee today.
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Mess in the bathroom

Yeah. Hi. It's Bill. Great.

Look, um, this is like, an open letter to whomever it is that's been messing up the second floor men's bathroom with what appears to be, you know. Pistachio pudding and Spiderman comics. Yeah. It's been going on for more than a week now, and the cleaning crew isn't happy about it. Also, I tracked pudding all over the board room this morning. So if you could, you know, stop whatever it is you're doing in there, that would be great. Yeah.

Oh, and we're out of fresh coffee. I bought the last bag so if one of you could, you know, buy some and bring it in tomorrow, that would be great. Yeah.

I like Hazelnut, by the way.

Super.
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Yeah. Hi. As many of you know, we've been having periodic visits from Bob and Bob, the efficiency experts that we hired a few of years ago. Mmmm hmmm. Yeah, ah, last time they were here we got to talking about leisure activities, and I found out that they like, you know, Pogs and Slammers. Yeah. I thought I was the only one.

Well I brought in my collection of Spice Girls Pogs to show them, and they've disappeared from my desk. Brian thinks Peter took them, but Milton's been a little squirrlier than usual today. Yeah. I'm going to have to.... talk to that guy. Yeah.
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Tomorrow's special day is announced. Yeah.

Yeah, hi... Well, upper management and I had a talk. Yeah. Uh... only two of you voted and you didn't even agree, so we've decided to make tomorrow a Dress Like Milton Day. So, you know. If you all want to... wear a white shirt and a tie... And also some slacks, that would be great. Yeah.

Oh, and if anybody sees Peter, would you send him down to my office, please? Yeah. Jennifer from Customer Service said she saw him peeing in the corner. Normally this kind of behavior would garner you a strict reprimand, but um... apparently Peter didn't get the memo about the changes in the TPS reports, and I think he might be stressing out. Yeah... I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for awhile.

Oh, has anybody seen my stapler?
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Call off the man hunt

Yeah, hi. This is Bill again. Well, the IT department looked into our little hacker problem, and it looks like I hacked my own livejournal yesterday morning while I was all hopped up on cocai-- ah.... coffee. So you if you could just... disregard what I said yesterday about turning in the perpetrator, that would be great. Yeah.

Yeah, um, Friday also marks our fifth year without being fined by OSHA, so we're going to have a special day on Friday. I wanted a pizza party, but the budget wouldn't allow it. Yeah... instead we're going to let you vote on what you want to do. Unfortunately, the budget doesn't allow for a paid livejournal account either, so I can't set up a real livejournal poll. So instead, if you could, you know... leave a comment telling me what kind of special day you want on Friday, that would be great. Yeah. Here are some ideas I came up with off the top of my head, but feel free to add your own suggestion. Entries must be postmarked no later than 9:30 AM on Thursday, so be sure to get your vote in soon. I know I will. Yeah.
  • Jeans Day

  • No Pants Day

  • Hawaiian Shirt Day

  • Chain-Mail Bikini Day

  • No Lunchbreak Day

  • Make A Hat Out Of Pantyhose Day

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Hi... what's happening? Great... Yeah, this is Bill Lumbergh, and I just wanted to touch base with all of you. Yeah... Um, somebody named Sir Fuglin hacked my livejournal this morning. Yeah. We have the IT guys looking into it, but does anybody know who this Sir Fuglin is? If you could come forward, that would be great. Yeah.
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